Carol: "You're having a Christmas party, tonight?"
Mary: "Oh, it's not a Christmas party. It's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive."
Carol: "Well whatever you call it, it's not happening."
Clay: "Alright, it's cancelled."
[Clay mouths 'it's happening']
Carol: "Hey, idiot, I'm looking right at you."
Clay: "Okay, we're not doing it."
[looking at the others]
Clay: "We'll still do it."