Office Christmas Party * Quotes

"Hey, Santa, want to party?"

Carol: "I'm CEO of Genotek, please just drive."
Uber Driver: "I just dropped off four people there at that party tonight. They gave me three stars like a bunch of bitches."
Carol: "What did you just say?"
Uber Driver: "I said they were a bunch of bitches!"

"Tonight the decision you make will have consequences that will haunt you for the rest of your professional lives."

Mary: "If you are going to have intercourse tonight please do not do it on company property. Go into the right 'A' parking lot."
DJ: "We're talking right 'A' baby making all night!"

Mary: "Hi, Meghan. I thought I had been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned."
Jeremy: "Are you body shaming her right now?"
Josh: "Jeremy, come on."
Mary: "It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable?"

Meghan: "'Greatest party ever. Hashtag, open bar.'"
Kelsey: "Who are you sending that too?"
Meghan: "Everyone in Chicago."

"Save that shit for the 4th date, like a normal person."