Dr. Guggenheim: "We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation."
Max Fischer: "And what does that entail?"
Dr. Guggenheim: "It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore."
Max Fischer: "In other words, I'll be expelled."
Dr. Guggenheim: "That's correct."
Max Fischer: "Can I see some documentation on that, please?"
Dr. Guggenheim: "Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying."
Max Fischer: "Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it..."
Dr. Guggenheim:"We don't offer a post-graduate year."
Max Fischer: "Well, we don't offer it yet."