Gabriella Forrester: "In three, two, one. ... And as sad as the spectacle of these billboards might be, this reporter for one hopes this finally puts an end to the strange saga of the three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri..."
Mildred Hayes: [shouting while driving by the reporter] "It's gonna put an end to shit, you f*cking retard, this is just the f*cking start! Why don't you put that on your 'Good Morning Missouri' f*cking wakeup broadcast, bitch!"