Maggie: "Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was... well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts."
Priest Brian: "Of an impure nature?"
Maggie: "No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I 'Hail Mary' my way out of that?"