Runaway Bride * Quotes

"Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me."

Maggie: "Is there one 'right' person for everyone?"
Ike: "No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness."

[Maggie jumps on a FedEx truck and drives away]
Ellie: "Where is she going?"
Fisher: "I don't know, but she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow."

Bob: "What the hell were you doing?"
Ike: "I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back."
Maggie: "I kissed him back..."
Bob: "Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on?"
Maggie: "About a minute..."
Ike: "A little longer for me."
Maggie: [smiles] "Really?"

"I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up."

Maggie: "Benedict."
Ike: "Arnold."
Maggie: "I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse."
Ike: "Should I be writing this down?"

"Listen, Aunt Bea, conversation has never worked for me, let's try 'visual'."