The Big Lebowski
Release date: 03/06/1998
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Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"
The Dude: "Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Walter Sobchak: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"
The Dude: "Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Walter Sobchak: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."
Jeffrey Lebowski Jeff Bridges
Jesus Quintana John Turturro
Walter Sobchak John Goodman
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