A Perfect Day

"Shit, where did you get her? Models Without Borders?"

"Welcome to Konopac, the Rope Capital of the World. Population: 5. I'm B, I'll be your tour guide this afternoon and I'm pleased to be with you on this lovely day."

"Follow the granny, trust me, follow the granny."

Sophie: "He says, when he grows up, he wants to be an aid worker."
Mambrú: "Tell him how much we make and he changes his mind real fast."

B: "I got plenty people waiting for me."
Katya: "How many?"
Mambrú: "Hookers don't count."

Katya: "You know where we are?"
Mambrú: "I think so."

Nikola: "I say, I take you to rope, rope is there."
B: "The kid is right. The rope is there and it's perfect."
Mambrú: "It's not perfect. Perfect would be there is no dog on one end."
Nikola: "Rope is there, dog is your problem."

Damir: "He says, he needs rope for hanging"
B: "He's kidding, right?"
Damir: "I don't know, sense of humor is a bit different in this area."