Bad Santa 2 * Quotes

Willie: "I ain't exactly what you'd call the romantic type, but I got to tell you, you got gigantic titties."
Diane: "Excuse me!"

Thurman Merman: "One time I ate too much turkey bacon I didn't poop for two weeks, for four weeks."
Sunny Soke: "Is this your spawn?"
Willie: "Do I look like I made him?"
Sunny Soke: "Well if this ain't fetal alcohol syndrome, then what the f*ck is it?"

"When you don't have real family you got to make a new one. And I know you're not the Santa, but you're still my Santa."
[to Willie]

"I'm a good girl, but sometimes I need to be bad."

Marcus: "I know we left on bad terms."
Willie: "You tried to murder me."

Thurman Merman: "I didn't even know you had a mom."
Willie: "Did you think I was just hatched?"

Thurman Merman: "I'm twenty-one, officially a man."
Willie: "You're twenty-one already. That's creepy."
Thurman Merman: "Are you still going to pop my cherry?"
Willie: "What! Fuck, no! I said I'd get it done by somebody else."