Abduction

"Dude, I can't believe how mainstream you guys are."

Gilly: "I make the best fake I.D.'s in Pennsylvania."
Nathan: "You know what? You should put that on your college application."

Karen: "Are we gonna die, Nathan?"
Nathan: "No... I won't let that happen."

Karen: "Hmmm... So I had to wait four years for you to ask me out?"
Nathan: "Yeah... but you gotta admit, it was one pretty exciting first date."
Karen: "Definitely."

Nathan: "You murdered my parents."
Kozlow: "They weren't your real parents."

"When I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook."

"How about I buy you a burger and a milkshake?"