Abduction * Quotes

Karen: "Hmmm... So I had to wait four years for you to ask me out?"
Nathan: "Yeah... but you gotta admit, it was one pretty exciting first date."
Karen: "Definitely."

Karen: "Are we gonna die, Nathan?"
Nathan: "No... I won't let that happen."

"How about I buy you a burger and a milkshake?"

"When I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook."

"Dude, I can't believe how mainstream you guys are."

Nathan: "This is bullshit."
Kevin: "I'll tell you what's bullshit. Bullshit's getting so drunk that you can't defend yourself, you can't watch your back. [punches to the gut] *that's* bullshit, son."

Nathan: "You murdered my parents."
Kozlow: "They weren't your real parents."