Absolutely Anything

Neil: "I could solve every problem in the world!"
Dennis: "Have you thought this thing through?"

Neil: "I don't think I like your conversation!"
Dennis: "But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!"

Neil: "What are you talking about, Dennis? ... Dennis, shut up, I can handle this! ... Dennis, what are you talking about? Actually, that is a really good point, what are you talking about? Dennis, be able to speak!"
Dennis: "Biscuits!"
Neil: "What?"
Dennis: "Biscuits! For crying out loud, they're in the cupboard!"

Neil: "I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!"
Dennis: "Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!"
Neil: "Is that all you think about?"
Dennis: "Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!"
Neil: "Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!"
Dennis: "Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!"
Neil: "That makes sense."
Dennis: "Oh, he's getting the biscuits! He's getting the biscuits!"

"I can do ANYTHING! Okay... bu... but... what do I *really* want?
[Looking down and laughing]
Give me a really big dick!!
[he falls over]
Augh! ouch! Not *that* big! Obviously! Dick, return to your old size!
[Gets back up]
Agh! Ah... Ok. Um... Let me have a penis that women find exciting!
[he looks down]
Yeah, it's good, yeah. Could I have it white?"

Fenella: "You're not blind!"
Neil: "I prefer the term optically challanged."

"The London Underground is worse than anything we did in Guantanamo."