Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

"Which one of you pipe hittin' bitches can pass the salt?"

"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable."

"I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay."

"Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub."

"I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me."

"No offense, but you are a stupid asshole."

"Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says."

"I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?"