Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

"I would eat dolphins if it was legal."

"Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!"

"We use mainly bats."

"You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego."

Brick: "I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny."
Ron: "Actually, I think that's your shadow Brick."
Brick: "I call him Leon, he's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color."
Ron: "What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?"
Brick: "He goes home."

"Let's not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jacksons's ghost right there."

"It's actually pronounced Saan Deee-aaaah-go."

"It doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800's."