Captain Fantastic

"The kids need structure, they need to go to a real school."

Harper: "It's all local, it's organic."
Zaja: "How did you kill those chickens? With an axe or a knife?"
Harper: "They're, it's a rotisserie chicken so you buy it on, it's already dead."

"Well, it's so happy our family is together."

Bo: "They have hot dogs!"
Zaja: "What's Coke?"
Ben: "Poison water."

"Right now this is your first real test. Remember your training."
[driving his kids into the city]

Ben: "We can't go to mommy's funeral. We have to do what we're told."
Zaja: "We want to see mom! Grandpa can't oppress us."

Jack: "This is your fault!"
Ben: "Leslie had a disease."
Jack: "Wherever you are, stay there. You show up, I will have you arrested."

Zaja: "I miss mom."
Ben: "Mom needs to be in the hospital right now."