Christine

"Let's give this asshole some of his own medicine."

"Good hands... Bad taste in cars."

"All in all, it wasn't a bad first day."

Arnie: "Don't be scared."
Dennis: "I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you. It's this fucking car!"

"Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car! Except maybe for pussy!"

Rudolph Junkins: "I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that."
Arnie Cunningham: "Shit wipes off."

"Come on, prick! We're not finished yet!"

"I'll fix you... you're gonna wish you were never fucking born!"