Twister * Quotes

[A cow flies by in the storm]
Jo: "Cow!"
Jo: "'Nother cow!"
Bill: "Actually, I think that was the same one."

Bill: "Jo. Things go wrong. You can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself won't bring your dad back. I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you."
Jo: "What are you talking about?"
Bill: "Me, Jo."

"She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't only marry your penis."

Beltzer: "Normal man spends his life avoiding tense situations."
Dusty: "Repo Man spends his life getting into tense situations, Beltzer!"

Aunt Meg: "He didn't keep his part of the bargain, did he?"
Jo: "Which part?"
Aunt Meg: "To spend his life pining for you, and die miserable and alone."
Jo: "Is that too much to ask?"

"I gotta go Julia, we got cows."

"'The Suck Zone'... it's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously."