Deadpool 2

"People think, they understand pain, but they have no concept of it."

"I don't know how the other guys do it so quickly. Well you probably wouldn't be dead if it was Logan. What's he got to change into? He wears a fucking tank-top and a pair of jeans."

"What the fuck is the phone booth doing on a street corner? Didn't those disappear in '98? I suppose I could have just used my cell."

"I spent way too long in the phone booth. If I'm being honest with myself, I probably should have just called 911."

"Not on my watch, motherf*cker."

Stan Lee: "Wow! Nice suit!"
Deadpool: "Zip it, Stan Lee!"