Death Becomes Her

"Drink that potion, and you'll never grow even one day older. Don't drink it, and continue to watch yourself rot."

Helen: "Madeleine! I need to speak to Madeleine!"
Ernest: "She's not here."
Helen: "Oh, thank god."

"She married a brilliant surgeon, and turned him into an undertaker."

Lisle Von Rhoman: "You're scared as Hell... of yourself. Of the body you once knew."
Madeline Ashton: "I beg your pardon?"
Lisle Von Rhoman: "I am the one who understands. I am the one who knows your secret."

Ernest: "She's dead!"
Madeline: "She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living."

Madeline Ashton: "Oh, for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly!"
Dakota: "I'm trying to!"

Helen: "Oh ok! Well if she's not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the..."
Madeline: "Kiss you on the what?"
Helen: "Mad?"
Madeline: "Hel.."

"Oh, gosh, I'm glad you came. I didn't know if you would. I spoke to my PR woman and she said Madeleine Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope. Oh, those people can be so cruel!"