Death Becomes Her

"Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?"

"Tell me, doctor. Do you think I'm starting to need you?"

"That was totally uncalled for."

"Well, from now on, I'm going to be the kind of idiot I want to be!"

Lisle: "But you'll never grow old!"
Ernest: "Yes, but everybody else will! I'll have to watch everyone around me die. I don't think this is right. This is not a dream. This is a nightmare!"

Madeleine: "You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!"
Helen: "You may have always won, but you never played fair!"
Madeleine: "Who cares how I played? I won!"

"You can't raise an eyebrow without major surgery!"

"I will not speak to you 'til you put your head on straight."