Friends with Benefits

"We get it! You're men! You like sports! You're men! You like sports!"

Lorna: "I'm hungry... got any gin?"
Jamie: "It's in the kitchen."

Dylan: "So, it's always just about sex, then?"
Tommy: "No... I've been in love. I went down that rabbit hole."

"Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?"

"Still not gay?"

"Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."

Jamie: "Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?"
Dylan: "It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And fuck do I regret that one!"

Dylan: "Breasts..."
Jamie: "Really? I think they're so tiny."
Dylan: "They're still breasts."
Jamie: "Thank you!"