Friends with Benefits * Quotes

Jamie: "Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?"
Dylan: "They do, it's called porn."

Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?"
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."

"Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!"

Dylan: "Breasts..."
Jamie: "Really? I think they're so tiny."
Dylan: "They're still breasts."
Jamie: "Thank you!"

Jamie: "Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?"
Dylan: "It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And fuck do I regret that one!"

"Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."

"Still not gay?"