Full Metal Jacket

"I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat."

"I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that."

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

"Graduation is only a few days away, and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men, men without fear."

"You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

Lt. Lockhart: "We have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of 'search and destroy', substitute the phrase 'sweep and clear'. Got it?"
Pvt. Joker: "Got it. Very catchy."

Pvt. Cowboy: "Don't shit me, man!"
Pvt. Joker: "I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!"

Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "What's your name, scumbag?"
Pvt. Snowball: "Sir, Pvt. Brown, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Bullshit! From now on you're Pvt. Snowball. Do you like that name?"
Pvt. Snowball: "Sir, yes, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Well there's one thing that you won't like, Pvt. Snowball: "they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall."
Pvt. Snowball: "Sir, yes, sir!"