War Dogs * Quotes

"I'm not a bad man, but in a certain situation I have to ask myself, 'What would a bad man do'?"

David: "Is this safe, driving to Baghdad?"
Marlboro: "Very safe, fifty-fifty."
David: "What like fifty percent we live, fifty percent we die?"
Marlboro: "Yes, this is why we drive through the night, it is much safer."
David: "How much safer?"
Marlboro: "Fifty-fifty."
David: "Woh. What the..."

Captain Philip Santos: "You drove this? [David nodes] Through the Triangle of Death?"
David Packouz: "The Triangle of Death, bro!"
Efraim Diveroli: "We drive through all Triangles, including your moms."

Efraim: "I think you should come work for me."
David: "I'm against this war."
Efraim: "This isn't about being pro-war. This is about being pro-money."

David: "Sorry, kind of an emergency."
Efraim: "Sorry. Don't worry I have to go first, I'm American."

Iz: "You told me you guys were selling bed sheets."
David: "I also told you that we were selling other stuff too."
Iz: "I thought you meant pillows!"

David: "A hundred million rounds of AK-47 ammo. You can fill the whole order."
Henry: "I'm barred from doing any business with the US government. I'm on a watch list."
David: "You're on a terrorist watch list?"
Efraim : [to David] "Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro."