Gifted

"I think your niece may be gifted."
[to Frank]

Mary Adler: "Who's that lady in the front of our door?"
Frank Adler: "That would be your grandmother."
Mary Adler: "Holy sh..."

Mary Adler: "You forgot the negative on the xponent."
Seymore Shankland: "Mary, why didn't you say anything?"
Mary Adler: "Frank says I'm not supposed to correct older people. Nobody likes a smartass."

"You are denying the girl her potential. How many seven year-olds are doing advanced calculus?"
[to Frank]

Frank Adler: "You're going to take that girl, you're going to loan her out to some think tank where she can talk nontrivial zeros with a bunch of old Russian guys for the rest of her life."
Evelyn Adler: "And you'd bury her under a rock."

Mary Adler: "Please don't make me go, you can keep homeschooling me."
Frank Adler: "I taught you everything I know. No more argument, okay? We discussed this ad nauseam."
Mary Adler: "What's ad nauseam?"
Frank Adler: "You don't know? Well, it looks like someone needs school."