Harvey

"Dowd's my name. Elwood P. Let me give you one of my cards."

"That's envy my dear, there's a little bit of envy in the best of us."

"Oh, mother, people get run over by trucks every day. Why can't something like that happen to Uncle Elwood?"

"Oh good! Nobody here but people."

Mrs. Ethel Chauvenet: "Does Elwood see anybody these days?"
Veta Louise Simmons: "Oh, yes, Aunt Ethel, Elwood sees *somebody*."

Mrs. Hazel Chumley: "Is there something I can do for you?"
Elwood P. Dowd: "What did you have in mind?"

"Every day is a beautiful day."

Wilson: "I'll tell you something, Myrt."
Myrtle Mae Simmons: "Yeah?"
Wilson: "You know, you not only got a nice build, but you got something else, too."
Myrtle Mae Simmons: "Really? What?"
Wilson: "You got the screwiest uncle that ever stuck his puss inside our nuthouse."