How to Be a Latin Lover

"It's ok, I just let him drive from around the block."

Hugo: "I learned how to undress a woman with my eyes"
Sara: [gasps]
Maximo: "I never used those words exactly."
Hugo: "Sue you did, I wrot eit all dow in this notebook."
Maximo: "What Notebook!?"
[Sara hiits Maximo with a tortilla]

"Lesson No. 1: eye contact is power!"

Maximo: "I can teach you, to use your skills of seduction to get what you want."
Hugo: "When do e start?"

Maximo: "You cheated on me with a car salesman?"
Peggy: "No! ... A little..."

"Peggy dumped me... I have no home, no money, no helicopter..."