I.Q.

Nathan Liebknecht: "Ahh, he threw the racket up to get the birdie. He threw Gödel's cane up there to get the racket."
Kurt Gödel: "I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him!"

"Zero gravity, it's a killer."

"Isaac Newton was NOT an insurance salesman."
[as she leaves]

Louis Bamberger: "New Jersey: 'Leader in Intergalactic Rocket Exploration.' How's that sound for a license plate?"
Ed Walters: "Long?"

"It's not that hard. You just call her up and say, 'Hello, I'm a lying grease monkey.'"

Albert Einstein: "Catherine is my niece."
Ed Walters: "She's your niece?"
Albert Einstein: "Yes"
Ed Walters: "She's... your niece?"
Albert Einstein: "I can't have a niece?"
Ed Walters: "But that makes you... her uncle."
Albert Einstein: "It works nicely, doesn't it?"

Ed Walters: "Frank, this is Albert Einstein, the smartest man in the world."
Frank: [greeting Einstein] "How they hanging?"

Bob Rosetti: "You're Albert Einstein!"
Albert Einstein: "Yes."
Bob Rosetti: "E equals M C squared!"
Albert Einstein: [laughs] "I hope so."