Iron Sky

President: "Vivian, you look great. How's it goin' up there?"
Vivian: "Madam President, I couldn't be better. I am packing dozens of megatons of nuclear warheads which I am going to carefully place up Klaus's kraut ass, just as soon as I get him in my sights."

"This is very simple. The world is sick, but we are the doctors. The world is anemic, but we are the vitamin. The world is weary, but we are the strength. We are here to make the world healthy once again, with hard work, with honesty, with clarity, with decency. We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. We are the embodiment of love and bravery! We are the gift of both God and Science. We are the answer to the question. We are the promise delivered to all mankind. For that, we raise our hands to one Nation. We step to the beat of one drum. We march to the beat of one heart!"

"At 5:45 we'll start firing back. Every bomb will be retaliated. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!"

"I invented this cable to connect this machine with our main computer. I call it Universal Systematic Binding - USB for short."

President: "It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon."
Vivian: "No disrespect madam president, but I'm pretty sure it was your idea."
President: "It was my great idea have they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? I didn't hire you for stupid ideas I hire you because of your Midas touch."

Renate: "Please do me a favor: Play a Nazi!"
James: "And if I don't?"
Renate: "They will eliminate you."
James: "Oh great."

Washington: "Woohoo! The Eagle has landed, baby."
President: "Please keep that fool off the main frequency."

"All presidents who start a war in their first term get re-elected."