James Bond 007: Spectre

[Q hands Bond a watch]
James Bond: "What does it do?"
Q: "It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues."
James Bond: "M's idea?"
Q: "Precisely. Oh, one word of warning, the alarm is rather loud... if you know what I mean."
James Bond: "I think I do."

C: "Take a look at the world... chaos... because people like you, paper-pushers and politicians, are too spineless to do what needs to be done so I made an alliance to put the power where it should be, and now you want to throw it away for the sake of democracy, whatever the hell that is. How predictably moronic... but then isn't that what 'M' stands for... 'moron'?"
[Trys to shoot M, realizes the gun is unloaded]
M: "And now we know what 'C' stands for... 'careless'."

Clinic Barman: "Can I get you something, sir?"
James Bond: "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Clinic Barman: "I'm sorry, we don't serve alcohol."
James Bond: "I'm already starting to love this place..."

Clinic Barman: "Here you are, sir. One prolytic digestive enzyme shake."
James Bond: "Do me a favour, will you? Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman."

"Welcome, James. You've come across me so many times, yet you never saw me. What took you so long?"

"Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are."

Madeleine Swann: "You shouldn't stare."
James Bond: "Well, you shouldn't look like that."

Madeleine Swann: "Why, given every other possible option, does a man choose the life of a paid assassin?"
James Bond: "Well, it was that or the priesthood."