Lost in Space

John Robinson: "What are you doing?"
Major West: "You never leave an enemy stronghold intact."
John Robinson: "Major, stop."
Major West: "One of your father's first rules of engagement."
John Robinson: "That's a direct order."
Major West: "I hate spiders."

"Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time..."

Will Robinson: "Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends."
Robot: "Oh, ha ha."

Major West: "What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?"
Judy Robinson: "I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun."
Major West: "If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?"

Dr. Zachary Smith: "Like the drip, drip, drip of blood..."
Major West: "You really need to shut up."

"OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer."

"Black was always my colour."

Robot: "Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!"
Will Robinson: "We've got a 'lot' of work to do."