Jack Johnson

Robot: "It sounds like old morse code."
Will Robinson: "What does it say?"
Robot: "Danger, Will Robinson, danger."

Penny Robinson: "On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?"
Will Robinson: "Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?"

Robot: "Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!"
Will Robinson: "We've got a 'lot' of work to do."

Will Robinson: "Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends."
Robot: "Oh, ha ha."

Maureen Robinson: "Good night, John."
John Robinson: "Good night, Maureen."
Will Robinson: "Good night, Judy."
Penny Robinson: "Good night, Will."
Judy Robinson: "Good night, Penny."
[pause]
Major West: "You guys have got to be kidding."

Will Robinson: "Can we cut back on her air supply so she's not so annoying when she wakes up?"
Penny Robinson: "Does he have to wake up at all?"