Monster-in-Law

"I'm sorry! I thought it was air freshener!"

Viola: "Ruby, oh my dearest friend. I've missed you so much."
Ruby: "Well good. They still got you medicated."

"The flower girls are drunk again!"

"What are you doing the rest of your life?"

"Gonna need something stronger than this."

"You're bringing a girl home... now? She's just got off from the funny farm!"

Viola: "That slut is practically throwing herself on him!"
Ruby: "I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!"

Ruby: "Charlie's face will blow up like a balloon!"
Viola: "Good, then it will match the rest of her body."