Mr. Right

"It's weird, I feel like I'm in a coma with you. Like I don't remember what my life was without you before three days ago."

Martha: "Is this gonna get scary?"
Mr. Right: "Not scarier than usual."
Martha: "Usually there are no knifes."
Mr. Right: "Well, there's a first time for everything."

"I wanna do something terrible."

"Because humans just wanna put a name on something to make it feel safe, but really, what is a dinosaur other than a dragon?"

Sophie: "Martha, at some point you're just going to have to start recognizing these red flags."
Martha: "Why? Do you think he's evil? [getting excited] What if he is? You know when I was little, I had this fantasy that I was dating Lex Luthor."
Sophie: "From Superman? Wasn't he, like, a genius? Your guy's more like a sexy Rainman or something."