My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

"Stop trying to fix everything. You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more."

Gus: "Now, give me a word, any word... and I will show you how the root of that word is greek."
Costa: "Uhm, facebook."
Gus: "Ha, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone."

"Your father may be crazy, but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. You are! Sorry..."

"Yeah dad, you better get married, you're starting to look old."

Gus: "We need to find a boyfriend for Paris."
Panos: "How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?"
Gus: "Everybody on that island has six toes."
Panos: "Let's wait until summer. We check his feet."

Gus: "She's only coming there if you teach greek history."
Northwestern Rep: "Of course, we have an outstanding classics program: greek, italian..."
Gus: "The greeks invented italian."

"You're welcome. Shave everything. Everything!!"
[to Toula]

Paris: "It's what I want to do."
Mana-Yiayia: "But it's not."