Pain & Gain

"Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!"

"In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it."

"Sometimes God just fucks up your order and you gotta chow down on that shitty shame sandwich."

"Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will."

"Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!"

Victor Kershaw: "I'm a self-made man. I've made a lot of money!"
Daniel Lugo: "Why don't you spend some of it on salads?"
Victor Kershaw: "You know who invented salads? Poor people!"

"I watch a lot of movies Paul, I know what I am doing."