Pain & Gain

"You know why habit rhymes with rabbit? Because your life goes down a rabbit hole."

"There is life after death. Of that, I am sure. But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff."

"I'm a man who just got married and his penis won't work."

"Get a Goal. Get a plan. And get up off your ass!"

"I put up with stuff that they don't have names for in civil society."

"I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. It's sickening. It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic."

"If you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. That's what makes the U.S. of A grade. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad."

"Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!"