Spy

"And by the way, I can see your gun, unless you're SO extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!"
[to Rick]

"How do you like my English accent? I learned it from the Downton Abbey!"

Susan: "My real name is... Amber Valentine."
Rayna: "What are you, a porn star?"

"People are trying to kill me and all that's left of my security guard is you two and you look like someone's demented aunts on vacation!"

Rick: "You're going to ruin this mission."
Susan: "No, YOU are going to ruin this mission."
Rick: "No, you are."
Susan: "No, you're going to!"
Rick: "You... times infinity!"

"One day, lady superspy Susan Cooper, I will f*ck you."

Rayna: "My father used to bring people like you here."
Susan: "Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?"

Rick: "We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!"
Susan: "Uh, did you forget? I am undercover because you are not supposed to be here!"
Rick: "Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age."