Swiss Army Man

Hank: "The important, for now, is to find what was your life."
Manny: "What is life?"

"Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want and squeezes it out your butt."

"How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound retarded? I sound like my dad."

"Oh God I'm disgusting. My body is disgusting."

"My name's Manny and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead and he brought me back to life."

"Buses are for people that don't know each other."

"I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said."

"Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them."