Swiss Army Man

Manny: "I'm scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you."
Hank: "Oh you're the worst."

"Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special."

"If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit."

"This is just the beginning."

"So this is the life I'd forgotten."

"We sang, and we danced, and it was beautiful."

Hank: "People don't like other people's farts."
Manny: "Is that why you don't fart in front of me?"
Hank: "I just like to do it alone, or hold it in, that's what you're supposed to do."
Manny: "That's so sad. If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?"

Hank: "It's moving!"
Manny: "What's happening!"
Hank: "Manny, I think your wang is guiding us home. It's magic."