The Conjuring

"There is something horrible happening in my house."

Carolyn Perron: "Roger, this clock stopped at 3:07 and so did the one in the hallway."
Roger Perron: "That's weird. Maybe it got knocked around in the move."

"Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice."

"We keep everything locked in here. Feel free to look around. Just don't touch anything."

Drew: "It did that to your face?"
Brad: "I'd take a guy with a gun any day."

Christine: "Stop farting. It really stinks."
Nancy: "Don't blame that on me, it's you."

Camilla: "What's an inhuman spirit?"
Ed: "It's something that's never walked the Earth in human form. It's something demonic."

Debbie: "It scares us just thinking about it. When you hear it, you're gonna think we're insane."
Ed: "Try Us. Please, from the start."