The Hallelujah Trail

"I'm not sure what you're driving at, but I'm pretty sure I don't like it."

"A man's got a right to choose his poison, and I've always been partial to whiskey."

"Now, don't go gettin' all patriotic on me. You're only in it for the money."
Frank Wallingham to Col. Thaddeus Gearhart

"He's a high-priced war hero. The only thing he ever killed was 20,000 dollars' worth of whiskey."

"Whiskey and water, Major? Just like the Army, waterin' down everything."

Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: "I don't care how dirty you are, I will not have you ladies bathing in nude!"
Cora T. Massingale: "There's no other way I know of, colonel."

"Protect both rears simultaneously!"

"Give a woman an acorn and the next thing you know you're up to your rump in oak trees."