The Hateful Eight

"'til they invent a trigger a woman can't pull, if you're a hang man, you're going to hang woman."

"I'm bringing in this one to Red Rock to hang. Ain't no way I'm spending a couple of nights under a roof with somebody I don't know who you they are. And I don't know who you are. So, who are you?"

"Well, I'll be double-dog damned!"

"Now, what would make a man brave a blizzard and kill in cold blood? I'm sure I don't know! You'd be surprised what a man would do... Starting to see pictures, ain't ya?"

"One of them fellas is not what he says he is..."

Sheriff Chris Mannix: "May I sit down, sir?"
General Sandy Smithers: "According to the Yankees, it's a free country."

Minnie Mink: "Hey, Dave, ask me if my ass is fat!"
Sweet Dave: "What?"
Minnie Mink: "Ask me if my ass is fat!"
Sweet Dave: "It is."
Minnie Mink: "I said ask me."
Sweet Dave: "Why?"
Minnie Mink: "Just do it!"
Sweet Dave: "Is your ass fat?"
Minnie Mink: "Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French."

Jody: "How ya doin', dummy?"
Daisy: "Better now I see your ugly face."