Dana Gourrier

Minnie Mink: "Hey, Dave, ask me if my ass is fat!"
Sweet Dave: "What?"
Minnie Mink: "Ask me if my ass is fat!"
Sweet Dave: "It is."
Minnie Mink: "I said ask me."
Sweet Dave: "Why?"
Minnie Mink: "Just do it!"
Sweet Dave: "Is your ass fat?"
Minnie Mink: "Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French."

Jody: "Judy said something about the best coffee in the world?"
Oswaldo Mobray: "Yes, I do believe Judy did say something about the best coffee in the world!"
Minnie Mink: [laughs] "Well, I don't know 'bout all that. But I'll tell ya what it is: it's hot and it's strong and it's good! And in this snow it sure enough warms your ass up!"

Karla McCoy: "My son's been kidnapped."
Deputy Sheriff: "If you wait here with me, ma'am, we'll file a report right now."