The Polar Express

The Conductor: "Caribou Crossing?"
Engineer: "I make this herd to be at least a 100,000, maybe even a million. It's going to be hours before they clear this track!"
Fireman: "A tough nut to crack!"
The Conductor: "Boy, we are in some serious jelly!"
Engineer: "And jam!"
Fireman: "Tight spot!"
Engineer: "Up a creek!"
Fireman: "Up a tree!"
Engineer: "In the grass!"
Fireman: "I'll tell you what's grass..."

"What in the name of Mike?"
[The Conductor]

The Boy: "I'm looking for a girl."
Hobo: "Well aren't we all?"

"Found this on the seat of my sleigh. Better fix that hole in your pocket, Mr. C."
[Santa Claus]

The Boy: "Are you saying that this is all just a... dream?"
Hobo: "You said it, kid! Not me."

Boy: "Is everything all right? What do we do?"
The Conductor: "Well, considering that we have lost communication with the engineer, and are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive, and the train seems to be accelerating, uncontrollably, not to mention that we are headed to Glacier Gulch, which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world, I suggest we all hold on... tightly!!"

"This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas... as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
[Santa Claus]

The Conductor: "...It's five minutes to midnight."
Know-It-All: "Hey, what gives? It was five minutes to midnight four minutes ago!"
The Conductor: "Exactly!"