The Postman

"Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect."

"Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel, Grant had Lee, I get stuck with you."

"I was at the Battle of Georgetown... I watched the White House burn to the ground!"

"Don't make me use this."
[holding a spoon as a weapon]

Postman: "I know you. You're... famous."
Bridge City Mayor: "I was once... sorta."

"You're nothing but a drifter who found a bag of mail."

Irene: "You're a godsend. A savior!"
Postman: "No, I'm... I'm just the Postman."

"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?"