The Postman

"Tell me something: how much mail can a dead Postman deliver?"

"I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here."

Luke: "The General is a great man!"
Postman: "The General is a fucking lunatic!"

General Bethlehem: "You see the reason you don't want to die for anything is because you have nothing to die for. That's the difference between you and me. You don't believe in anything."
Postman: "I believe in the United States."

Larry: "I tried to be an actor when I was young. I wasn't a good actor, but now after seeing you at least I can die knowing I wasn't the worst one."
Postman: "How much did you pay to get in, Larry? So bite me!"

"When I was a kid, we all wore our hats backwards. We thought it was cool."

Bridge City Mayor: "I heard of you, man. You're famous!!"
The Postman: "Yeah, I guess I am."

"I have a feeling about you. I know you'll do what's right."