The Rum Diary

Paul Kemp: "I thought maybe you were a mermaid."
Chenault: "I'm from Connecticut."

"Why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her."

"Beasts of obesity. Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow. The great whites... probably the most dangerous creatures on earth."

"There's no such thing as a liberal. A liberal is a commie with a college education thinking negro thoughts."

Paul Kemp: "So many hotels you can't see the sea."
Lotterman: "You can see the sea by checking into the hotels."
Paul Kemp: "Pay to see the sea?"
Lotterman: "What's the matter with that? You're paying to be in the dream..."

"I tend to avoid alcohol... [takes a bottle] ...when I can."

"This country was built on genocide and slavery. We killed all the black guys over here and then we shipped in new black guys of our own. And then we brought in Jesus like a bar of soap."

"Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment."