The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

"Go, crack the case. Listen to your wallet."

"I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly that this month's issue will be our last. It's sad news, I'm sure. Now you're all valued employees but as we go under this transition of Life online, I want to be candid with you that some of you will be determined non-vital employees to the new partnership and we'll be deciding which of those positions will be remaining with us over the course of the next week. I also feel sad about that."

Todd Maher: "How does that Cinnabon taste?"
Walter Mitty: "Great."
Todd Maher: "That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend."

"Sorry about the neg roll. I spilled some blood on it while self stitching a gun wound to my abdomen."

"Number 25 is my best ever, the quintessence of life, I think. I trust you'll get it where it needs to go, you always do."

Todd Maher: "How was the... daydreaming going?"
Walter Mitty: "Lately less."
Todd Maher: "Good. Less is good!"

Ted Hendricks: "Oh, hey, welcome... wait, sorry, not welcome. Not an employee."
Walter Mitty: "Sorry. This is the picture Sean wanted, 25. You have two days to print for cover. Here's your quintessence."

Walter: "What was the picture?"
Sean: "Let's just call it a ghost cat, Walter Mitty."