The White Horse Inn

Leopold Brandmeyer: "Of cause the parfume was expensive. I paid it."
Chef: "Mamma mia. Why don't you tell the chiefess that the smell and the weed is from you?"

"Lets rather talk about me. Everything I know about you, takes me one more secret away."

Ottilie Giesecke: "Why are you worried? Yesterday you said no to me, cristalclear."
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I said no because your proposal didn't seemed to come from the bottom of your heart but from the bottom of an empty booze bottle. I was afraid you would regret your step the next day and didn't wanted to embarress you."
Ottilie Giesecke: "What If I have asked you sober?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "Then my answer would have been the most yes-meaning yes with which somebody has ever answered a question."

Ottilie: "Wait a minute. Do you have a typo? It says 'It is over'."
Nobbe: "Yes. With a 'v' or a 'f'?"
Ottilie: "With a 'v'."
Nobbe: "Then everything is all right."
Ottilie: "But you wanted to text me something else."
Nobbe: "No, I wanted to text you that it's over. Let's just be friends. I mean, after all, we see each other at the office every day. OK. Bye!"

"There never was a refused proposal in the 'White Horse Inn'. Doctore, what have you done wrong?"

Chef: "Did she said 'yes'?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I'm afraid no."
Chef: "Did she said 'no'?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I'm afraid yes."

Ottilie Giesecke: "We women love bastards. We're only happy being unhappy."
Leopold Brandmeyer: "That doesn't make any sense at all."
Ottilie Giesecke: "We're talking about the female brain here."

Leopold Brandmeyer: "Sülzheimer has lied to you. He wants to blow up 'The White Horse Inn'."
Josepha Vogelhuber: "Lord help me!"
[Leopold embraces her very tight]
Leopold Brandmeyer: "Forget the Lord! You got me now!"